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Post results post(haha so lame)

ok if you didnt get my title pun u are obviously not intellectually inclined. I'm joking.
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OmG results out GG eh.. so now im thinking of where to go and what to do; and limited time to think about it too. That sucks but oh well time is moneyz anyway; very true. I have so many choices WoW, like flooding my form A hahaha. Obviously im pro but obviously im n00b too compared to about 50% of singapore. I guess im pro cos i'm better than people who do combined science and get a1 ahhh...in some way, but in the end i still get nubed out by JAE gahh.
With my meagre L1R5(which is to be kept strictly out of public view), i have only a few places in mind to go. That is; JC, Poly or ITE. HAHA lame eh.. In my current dilemma, i cannot decide on whether i should try to get into ACjc, acsi IB, stay in yJC, go polytechnic and gg, or just drop out of school and be a very useful and hardworking bum(which is of course not one of the options i have in mind). I seemed to be repulsed by IB, and staying in yJC is somewhat les appealing than going to ACjc, however there is a possibility that i might get rejected DAeEEErNrrR in the midst of the selection process and then...i don't know what happens. Therefore i am in a very unfavourable situation right now, just like the other ##% of singaporean students who are in my position.haha. Enlighten me with suggestions please, and no crap.

Dead Or Alive?

Yesss, results are going to be released soon; its only two ways from there. ACJC or blofksrq#$%@#4234. Why AC? Cos i like to sing the school anthem. I Know how to sing it, Hah. However, alot of good friends already made in YJ; yea im going to miss them. BTW today was school X'Country ggg... didnt even prepare properly for it. Legs still dead tired from Wednesday training, but overall still good. I managed top 20 in 16th huhu. No morale lah our captain not running cos someone in his class didnt hand in consent form so forfeit LOL(We look up to X'country/Track captain; He is gay, gay, trainer; we do 4 sets die he do 8 sets haha). Anyway today was good x'country start at 9 HAHA so no lesson after that, gg dismiss at 1030. Waited for track team to go eat lunch together, they waited for teacher quite long so i decided to go with a small group from my OG instead, but they also cannot make up their mind what to do, so i ps them go join track pple again, the only j1 left there haha but they all friendly. After we ate went to sports link and did nothing, bought nothing, then they said they were going to town. For what? I asked and guess what.. "go to town, mm maybe look at sportslink"; so of course i went home. Bloody im not going to post anymore until results are released. Huh.
And btw, pun intended.

Living Life to the Extreme at YJC

Okay now that I'm in YJ for a week I really wonder for many moments whether to or maybe if I just could clear some doubts or confirm some decisions and ponder on what absolutely is essential in my life at the moment that although school is great for now i really think that this should work out but i love all JCs and that is what i supposedly will be psyched into thinking so i gradually will learn to appreciate learning in all conducive environments however i have to admit that I RELY WOULD LIKE TO GO TO ANOTHER JC COS I DONT WANT TO SIT ON THE FLOOR CROSS-LEGGED. Well it sucks and i do not want to experience it again(concerning all subject talks[this is not about subject talks, it is about sitting on the floor during subject talks]), and fortunately lessons are in classrooms on chairs and lectures are in the auditorium, with chairs too. haha.

Ooh yea i'm a little less bored now

I found a nice website in the right situation. Something about failure in the world today..hmm..doesnt sound familiar. Anyway, I found some nice examples of flops.
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1. MAYOKNIFE

Manufacturer: Compac Industries

List price: $1.49

Pitch: "More Mayo For Your Money: At last you can scrape every nook and cranny of the mayonnaise jar to get every last drop—without wearing it!"

Ed. note: How many mayo jars do you have to scrape to recoup your buck-fifty?

The Mayoknife

2. LAWN AERATOR SANDALS

Manufacturer: Improvements®

List price: $12.99

Pitch: "Aerating your lawn is as easy as taking a walk…. Just strap these 'sandals' over your shoes and take a walk over your lawn. Twenty-six one-and-a-half-inch steel spikes create open-air passages down into the lawn to allow air, water and nutrients to reach the roots, for a healthier lawn."

Ed. note: What, no mention of the health benefits of walking?

3. THE MOCK ROCK®

Manufacturer: Plow & Hearth®

List price: $44.95 (small), $84.95 (medium) and $84.95 (tall), in brown or gray

Pitch: "Realistic 'boulder' disguises yard problems."

Ed. note: What kind of yard problem would make the Mock Rock look like an attractive alternative?

4. PERSONAL COOLING SYSTEM™ 2.0

Manufacturer: The Sharper Image

List price: $29.95

Pitch: "Just fill with a few ounces of water, place around your neck and switch it on: A quiet motor drives a tiny fan that creates the evaporative cooling; flexible aluminum plates cool your neck—and your entire body enjoys hours of relief from the heat!"

Ed. note: Don't laugh, my mother bought one of these.

5. MOMBASA, THE GARDEN GIRAFFE

Manufacturer: Design Toscano

List price: $895.00

Pitch: "If you really want your garden to be noticed, Mombasa, our almost 8-feet [sic] tall designer resin giraffe is sized to impress! Since there's no hiding this realistically hand-painted, exclusive sculpture, even amidst your tall trees and hedges, your neighbors are sure to be surprised when Mombasa moves in next door."

Ed. note: Surprised and alarmed.

Mombasa, The Garden Giraffe

6. PARKING "STOP" MAT

Manufacturer: Improvements®

List price: $19.99

Pitch: "Not sure you've driven far enough into your garage to clear the overhead door? Rather than hit the back wall or a bike, try this: simply set this polyethylene mat on the floor exactly where you want your front tires to stop. Drive over the first hump and you'll know it's time to stop!"

Ed. note: Or, maybe it's time to stop driving altogether.

7. HOT DIGGITY DOGGER POP-UP HOT DOG COOKER

Manufacturer: Hammacher Schlemmer®

List price: $49.95

Pitch: "Cook two hot dogs (with heated buns) in this unique appliance, which operates like a pop-up toaster."

Ed. note: Who's going to clean this grease trap?

8. REMOTE CONTROL CADDY

Manufacturer: Frontgate Design

List price: $89.00

Pitch: "With this handsome mahogany storage caddy to house all your remote controls, hopefully your days of hunting them down will be a thing of the past."
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Okaaayyy...so that was preety lame huh..well at least i didnt talk funy.. : )

The 17th of December

Oo I am as bored as ever. I had to go to a year end celebration partee from the recreation club of singapore mass rapid transit service this morning. Some l337 it was, and i arrived too early too. Early since the free lunch hadn't started yet..sighz.. So i stoned in the corner while the magikzzzz show for the little children could end. It ended, so i waited real patiently for the juggler to finish his show too, and for the y0y0 guy too, and then for musical chairs...yea i was so patient i sUrpRiSed miself...woah!
Well you could guess i got kinda hungry after all that waiting...swt(too many vulgarities here cant post them all) Not gonna talk about the food too. Bloody diaryness writing..
It r@InEd this afternoon woohoo!!1111, so i turned on the comp and started stoning bad. Hmm. Seems like I certainly have to get a few new games.
Ok for the next post i'll stop all this funy talk heh.(Not like anyone cares; if you dont, sucks to you)

JC PAE

Woah today i woke up like 1:42 pm and it was not raining! So i rushed down to the comp and logged in to check the PAE results. Woah! I got into YJC, lykeomygawsh. Then I found out Jed is coming too! Double omg! A frenz! comign wif me to a jaycee! Except he's still pending appeal for RJ. lol.

German is teh L337

Wow i didn't even realise i had accepted an invitation to be some German guy's msn contact until today. Let me review the situation i faced:

Me: Clearing up stuff on the desktop and downloading too. Then i decide to sign on msn messenger.
Up pops this conversation window, and i try to focus on the name.. It's like, jaja mis laba isch vollllllll scheisse...etc and i'm like..WTF
Then he talks to me..Woah..like HOI! in colourful shiny letters. Well i guess that means HI!, so thats what i reply. Unfortunately, he wants to continue this jolly conversation, so inputs maaany German stuff i cant recall. I'm typing in the only few words i know: Sprechen sie Englisch? He goes NEEEE!! which i guess is a NO. Well being friendly i close the window and keep him on the list. You never know how useful people can be.

Mastering!

This is not going to be my bloody diary but im going to spam rubbish posts to make it look nice, full, thick and..heh...i think u should get the idea.
Today I have half-mastered my first ABRSM grade 8 piece harhar!(Sonata in D by Scarlatti) half done as in i screw up 60% of the time and end up having some phrases sound like shit. It sounds fantastic when i get it right though...oh my...just so wonderful. My second piece is still crap and my 3rd is non-existent; some skillful pianist i am yes.
I recommend you to read the Wheel of Time novels, some good stuff they are. Its not your usual fantasy epics; more focussed into lots and lots of character development, great vocabulary range, and it doesnt disappoint either where there's action. A book full of action and no character development is like...hmm...ill think about it.
#ACTION BOOK# Title: Wrath of the Laggots(example)
Plot: The intro will seem like its rambling along fine just like another good book, until:
Intro:- Allows reader recognition of protagonist/s or antagonist/s, or both, or a prologue which brushes on the foundation of both which is practically the basis of these types of books.
Then comes the action! no development yet( probably just a few pages of dialogue or flashback or basic description at the most of the character's life, whether he smokes, is he a bitch-mouthed bastard, does he sleep in his own bed...etc.)
Now he/she will be plunged into an exciting scene(oh no!so exciting!), so as to keep the reader engrossed. It's the main character's debut, so 90% of the time avid readers will continue reading, unless they have to take a shit(can still take the book in with them; hopefully they remember it's a book, not a case filled with paper), or get knocked down by traffic while crossing on the red man(no sympathy given), or they are simply smart enough to know the book they are reading at the moment just sucks.
(This does not happen to be criticism of books of any kind, no offense meant;I love reading in the toilet too, helps you forget what's happening :)
So I shall continue..
Now, by the 528th action scene, the reader will most likely begin to bore of them, since most of the time only minor characters are eliminated and major characters are becoming mute thinking too much. The reader will begin waiting for the character development to begin. The boring parts which suddenly become interesting if there is just the right amount of good conflict and suspense in the plot beforehand to allow the reader to want to hunt for more shreds of knowledge of the coming events. Sadly, this book provides none of that, and since it is an Action Book, its sole purpose is to provide the reader with endless pages of action, until the last page, of course.
So if you'll listen to me and browse through a few of those WOT books, good for you. If not, sucks to you.

FIRST POST HAH

As the owner of the blog i get First Post yayyyyyy
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Still checking what a blog is...

What Happens?

Yes shit does happen but its not happening now, not to me anyway. (I'll not be cutting yet so no smartass followups for now)
I'm like freaking bored so the next few lines are going to be preposterous. Dont read it if you dont want to. Not like i care. See..it's starting already.
My bloody 2 other siblings argue too bloody much so i cant think here...uhhhhhh....
Ok i got it! I'll start a new post!